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    Seinfeld and Bill Gates Microsoft Ad, WTF?! Part Deux

    Posted: September 12, 2008 • Filed under: Tools and Reviews

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    Hang on (drinks whiskey and pops some vicodin).

    Son of a bitch!  Just when I though it couldn’t possibly happen again, it did.  Microsoft has outdone itself in yet another demonstration of…(thinks of proper word) shit!

    The first microsoft ad made me crave a churro, this ad make me crave a bottle of alcohol.  First of all the ad is over 4 mins long!  That’s right, over 4 mins of your favorite duo, Seinfeld and “I can’t act” Bill Gates, which concludes in Mr. Gates doing the robot (I never thought I would say that).

    Yep, this is sure to get people to love Windows, or Microsoft, or whatever the hell it is these people are trying to get us love.  Watch the ad and then please let me know what you think, can’t wait to see what your reaction is going to be.  Thanks to the Seattle Times for releasing this, Venture Beat also wrote a nice piece on the new ad as well.

    So?… what did you think?

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    • en: @merlyn re: small crowd An audience is an audience. What would Sammy Davis Jr. or Frank Sinatra have done? Well, nevermind . . . 07/04/09 03:24am
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    • en: Hmmm, The Fourth of July. Should I drag swimbate for Stripers in the Bay or read up on ACI 302....OK, fishing it is. 07/04/09 03:23am
    • en: Computer is becoming an extension of the mobile phone... or is it the other way around? 07/04/09 03:23am
    • en: watching my baby playing soccer... am i a good wife or what?????? =) 07/04/09 03:23am
    • en: Fell asleep during the race. Either it was that boring or I was that tired. Clint Boyer won Let's see tomorrow if I saved my money this year 07/04/09 03:23am
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    • en: @suzysak yep either Monday or Thursday of next week! 07/04/09 01:15am
    • en: decisions, decisions. Do I want to play Resident Evil or Condemned Criminal Origins? Bleh. I think I am bored with Condemned. 07/04/09 01:15am
    • en: @montanna303 that would be nice , I'd love or u to have a day with cole and I :) ha a it's be sexy. Wanna 07/04/09 01:15am
    • en: At repo. Haven't eaten since breakfast, and feel like I won't have a chance to sleep in 4 days. Luckly I like these ppl or I'd eat them Nom 07/04/09 01:15am
    • : do i really not like the color pink, or is it all in my head? 07/04/09 01:15am
    • en: U can take a ride on my big green tractor.... We can go slow or make it go faster... 07/04/09 01:15am
    • en: @trae_the_jaded lol my mom doesn't have it or it'd cheer me up slightly but thanks for the follow :) 07/04/09 01:15am
    • en: Phone blasting to meet at the grocery store with the fam bam to get tomorrow party food. I can't move or breathe. Ate a lil too too much.. 07/04/09 01:15am
    • en: @Bamufg8tr81 migraines are the devil.. or so I've heard. Knock on wood I don't get those and I hope I never do. 07/04/09 01:15am
    • en: now at my bed....listening BLACK OR WHITE de Jacko :) 07/04/09 01:15am
    • en: It's that or kill myself, and I don't want to do that just yet. So I'm gunna go away. Leave this shit. Starve to death. The end! 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: Very nice Sarah Palin, and without puppet strings or teleprompter!! My kind of woman/politician! 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: Stress Free Exams (Audio CD) : No matter how hard you try or how much you study, your results can be seriously a.. http://tinyurl.com/n3wyx3 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @veddersgirl I may or may not have also had lots to drink last night, on camera, in a chat. Was highly entertaining, atleast I thought so 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @kalei_cles you don't sound likee unless your botching about turning 30 or botching about dating 20 year olds 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: RT @1whodatis CD or not 2 CD>>>>http://tiny.cc/CDsYDR @aintnuthinneo @trelly @illingsworth @d_enajetic 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @tommcfly if you'd be in twilight, you'd prefer to be a wolf or a vampire? 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @yo_its_joe follow me please? or spiking whit me? 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: Just got the Etsy maintenance screen, did I miss a memo or are they "down for maintenance" 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @jasmineatanimax http://twitpic.com/90zts - woah.. is it me? or is this shana just so damn HOT to handle?? xD pride of the Philippines.. xD 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @shannamichele @notmoira @spazzyyarn etsy is down for me too, no idea if it was scheduled or not! 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: Chowing dowwwwwwwn! I must have a tapeworm or something. Holla at ya boy! 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: HEY! WE ARE ALL PUERTOIO RICAN OR MEXICAN!!!! WE SHOULD NOT BE HIDING THE BEER FROM EACH OTHER!!!! 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: picnicking, or rather campfiring with the fam and their peeps. wish my headache would go away rather than continually get worse. 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @Mathieu_LF Or more scientifically, they still cause an insulin response which then causes an increase in food intake at your next meal. 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @BeautifulWreck2 Yes, I caught the virus or whatever the kids had. Fever, nausea, basic yuckiness. 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: eating a watermelon airhead. i was swimming when it was lightning and thundering. or, when it started to. LOL. i almost got hit by teh light 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @FADED_NFiasco Dj and then probly go to a party or something 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @demotecontrol Is #moonfruit related to #dragonfruit, or closer perchance to #starfruit? 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @couun where are you going? D: yeah we should meet tomorrow or something! 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: I cant decide between the new potter game for the Wii or DS 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: dude, do something goofy, scream or act crazy or something. So they'll take your pics and post it on pokerpages or cardplayer or something. 07/04/09 01:14am
    • de: @warren_bennett As what? Top Secret, or Unfit? 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: http://tinyurl.com/mvh7s5 - Make $1600 in a week? or $500 to $600 a day? from home? Unemployed or even part timers.. 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: Fun picnic and night out, definitely good to see Ed again after a year or so. 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: Give a man a fish he eats for a day/teach him to fish he eats for a lifetime. This is inaccurate. How can he fish with no string or hook? 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @PiinkCupcakez we will! I promise. I'm thinking of closing my blog =( or maybe just starting from scratch. 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: Soo friggin sick of people. Accomplishments are either downplayed or ignored. While bad shit is exaggerated or just plain fabricated. 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: well kinda bored..nothing to do..everyones if friggin gone 4 the holidays!:( kinda sucks...waitin 4 emails..or paint to dry!!:P 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: Is it bad I'd rather learn Django than face using PHP in any way, shape or form again? I don't think it is. 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: My computer is not letting me add pictures to myspace or facebook! Lame! 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @Dhympna Or was it very tweet? (That was bad, huh?) I didn't FF you this week, I didn't know if you were up for it. I will pimp you next ff 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @PV24 You can call me titanium. Or terminator, whichever you prefer 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: @philkirby i think i didn't realize that stephen fry swears so *MUCH* or would be cursing about tennis of all things ... 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: RT @Mike_Wesely: #QUOTES: "Change is the law of life. Those looking only to the past or present are certain to miss the future." ~ JFK 07/04/09 01:14am
    • en: we are either the masters or the victims of our attitudes. it's a matter of personal choice - blessing or curse. #quote 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: Shot 40 rounds of 12 ga shotgun shells today--I feel like I need to do some knitting or som'n to bring my hormones back into balance! ;-) 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: Goin on vacation to a place wit likely no Internet or cell reception, so don't get butthurt if I don't get at you for a few days. Mahalo 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: @davidloughry Sounds interesting. DM or email and maybe we can chat. 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: I'm sad that the Murray in trending topics isn't Bill or Brian Doyle. 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: Okay, who the hell had an affair w/ Sarah Palin? Is that why she's stepping down? Did her husband cheat on her or something? 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: all i want is a bloody mary or a mimosa...why does no one want to join...wtf?! 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: This has to stop! And they're blasting black or white http://twitpic.com/96kzq 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: Product16 Harry potter 43d $ 130. http://220.227.31.87/dashgo_wr/p/30 or RT + $buy @vdashgo1 Sat 1:55am 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: Is my BB trippin or is twitter trippin? 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: Hello. My hearts beating too fast and I can't breatyhe or see. Fuck. I think im dying. A fin to dye ahahaah ooo bitch get out the way 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • es: @prismaya VIDEOS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: @FelixDev I can't update ToneBoard, why is it not available to the US or Canadian store? 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: @davidahilljr I usually try to avoid viewing such toff or not let it wind me up...easier said than done! Ha 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: @yungmenace YOU GOT ME DYING LOL. FUCK THE BIG BUFF DUDES LOL THEIR DICKS IS SHRINKING AS WE SPEAK NOT THAT U CARE OR N E THING LOL. 07/03/09 08:25pm
    • en: ...Great opportunities to own a home in the Okanagan! Call 250.490.9900 or find us online at: http://www.macbulk.com/Y-Bulk.htm 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: a website that creates websites or some shit lol google it for full story 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @eddywashere it means they need help in a dept. Or on a register(extra help) 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: dude are u here? @laya1 or did you fake on us? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @bogardsoeasty yea momz about 2 go now and is u comming threw or Not ???? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: I know it's mad but if i go to hell would you come with me or just leav? Just leav me... 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Wondering why noone seems to twitter about Klenginem, Khemorex-Klinzhai or Qetlop... 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Governer Palin is stepping down. Pretty exciting. Don't get me wrong, I voted for John McCain love me or hate me, but Palin 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @NewYorkMetsNews why is Williy Mo pena,mike lamb still in AAA? send reyes and redding and bring up either Pena or Lamb and bring back Figgy 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: I want a free Macbook, so I guess my choices are either stealing one or winning #moonfruit 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: I can't Bleve how hawt ppl think I am. I mean everyone thinks I'm like 11 1/2 or older, and I'm only 8 for farting out loud!lololol. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @swtfufu you can either..use the lemons..or tap your heels together..lmao & say 'i wihs i were light.i wish i were light''.LMFAOOO 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @chrisblake Any time. I like to try to make talented men blush or at least smile! 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @Drewryanscott or Icebox its originaly by omarion but there for tomorrow sings it better :D 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Awkwardly in grocery store in swimsuit and a cover up. Wow I'm brave. Or stupid 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Friday Grudge - Gates @ 5:30 Racing 6-10 Forecast: Mostly sunny and mild. NO racing Sat or Sun 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Got the boys here...'bout to rock it out!!!! Or sit here and watch 'em play, whatever :-) 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • : be getting black or red. haven't decided yet 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: When love is seen as something to be “found,” or “fallen into” outside of ourselves, then we live in fear of losing it.. (cont 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Yes we will B open Saturday 4th of July!! Come in & enter 2 win a surprise or grab a picnic basket!! http://twitpic.com/96kz1 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: New Poll question at www.ctpmag.com Biggest Album of the 80's Thriller or Purple Rain? Go now! http://www.ctpmag.com/Digital_Sum09/ 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @1badash87 you understand both languages right? Or are you better at one then the other? I get free audiobooks so I taught myself.  07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: FB river float in Hot Springs Sunday 12 noon until. Dm or reply if you want to go! 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @vivschwarz Yikes! Sounds like a proper nightmare. Light up some lavender josticks or something. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • eo: @dobsonjp Or Karl Pryce even lol 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: i think Marcus has just claimed his spot for the nominations next week will be halfwit v marcus but hope Lisa or Kris too #bb10 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: esther can't come... 3:25 or 6:50, but i wanna go to the mall 1st. sure kelsey can come, u can call her 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @joshuaedge pix or you a lion. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @Useless0ne Or you could Pirate Photoshop. Or use GIMP...naaaaaaaaaaah. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @fearlessace Are they paying you? Also get there early or have them promise you parking 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @selby90 i dunno weather to book or not its a lot goin on in a few months so dunno if ill be able to afford it 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: WIMBLEDON : Backhand or forehand? Which are you? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Sarah Palin resigning so she can try to find a suit that's not red or double breasted. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Naturally, I hadn't gotten around to setting up backups yet, or discovering the Address Book archive feature. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Just battled out some halo 2 on campaign mode! Who needs 360 or ps3 (except for mgs4 *cough*) when you got good ol regular xbox :) 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @Stormb441 Cheers Stormb! Bacardi or voddie... it's still a Friday night... 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Use fill flash while taking pictures on the beach, or anytime you have a backlit subject. It will open up the shadows. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @tante_ingwer Or maybe you should just click "Mark all read" :P 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @moninterrupted haha Depends on which Romney...Mass Gov. or Running for Pres. Romney. Anywho i would take Bill back over the current Prez. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @lorenzothagreat are you working at essence or something? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Think it might be home time soon. To curry or not that is the question? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Should I share business experiences? Give a talk about productivity tools? Or give a talk about something entirely unrelated? #altconf 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: 12th consecutive working day and first in the office for a week = crazy, no time to tweet or mail, now catching up 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • de: @kerche 3! Or till hmmm sunset 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: watching all the idiots talk shit about Palin resigning... when know one knows the reason yet or what she'll do next, all speculation so far 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • eo: @qikipedia or even 'write' 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • de: @ls_yment south or ft laurdale 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @RYANLESLIE IS THERE ANYTHING THAT HE CAN SUGGEST THAT CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN. OR IS THERE ANYWAY THAT YOU CAN HELP? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: It's too hot. Time for a shave. It's either that or the bath, and I ain't getting in there. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: I cant moonwalk, or moon dance but I sure can eat some #moonfruit 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: pizzzzza soon. and new book time. the question is: outlander, wizard's first rule, digital fortress, or lily white? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @kurtbixby hey I got my dsi today but don't have the other 2 things yet. Can I update my dsi or no? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Palin vs.MJ ad nauseum. MSM subject change is needed The rest of the GOP is braindead or #capandtr8tor s Take em on Sarah! #tcot #teaparty 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: yo, doesn't anyone like read my tweets? Can someone start a convo wit me or something? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @HeyLaurann this realy isant the website to be having conversations go on facebook or bebo or msn to do that 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Guys you are all welcome to give to the 'Where the fu*k is my interim payment' fund. I take cash or cheque payable to p.a.Bonser. Thanx 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @muselive i was speechless ! couldnt talk for about an hour afterwards ! totally blew me away where did you go chelms or staffs ? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Oh god... Follow Friday. Totally forgot. Sorry, not in the mood for it today- follow the people I follow or that follow me, basically. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: How can you tell if someone you are following is following or not following you now? Is anyone else confused? Help please... :0) 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: 30 single handed kettlebell high pulls, each hand. 30 weighted high jumps with at least 1/8 your body weight add. DBs or KBs work best. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Tired of my curly afro. No energy to straighten or go to the salon 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Had a blissful 30 minutes alone, it was quiet and peaceful, the boys are back now, it's almost 5, or booze o'clock as I am calling it today 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Ranch or bleu cheese? Y cnt my fam tell the difference? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: would like to point out that Andy Murray or nay, Mark Cavendish is likely to mix it big time at the Tour. Assuming anyone cares, of course. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @roomerholmes Thoughts? IDK. Either she knows she looks like a dumbass or this is just the tip of the shit-berg. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: If Jesus had a cell phone, would he use an iphone or a blackberry????? http://myloc.me/7mqC 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: comply or die,escape fails,zentient warrenpoint inf 9.30pm 5in 2moro www.myspace.com/diecomply http://complyordie.bandcamp.com go listen 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @cyroberts quien es jaqua? Is he going to jail or something. I'm sharp but not a mind reader. 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @indie_eire I used to go into Zhivago or Golden discs every week and buy 2 albums pretty much on impulse! Liked about 95% of them! :) 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: to nap or not to nap...after chicago style pizza the air matress is feeling pretty good right now 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: its just a $10k SnG!!!!....atleast that's how I gotta think of it:) or....i could just buy a new KIA!?!?!?!!!! 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Good afternoone twitterland so hungry right now about to have a salad or something lol 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @thechanel you're not American because your roots can be traced to another country in the last century or so 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @ooosh3sfam0us AND WHO HAD THEY TWITTER 1ST ME OR YOU 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Yumm want has whataburger or sonic or chickfila. Stop driving by food! 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @hyomini ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I know eh? It's so quiet everyone must be out celebrating Friday like crazy.... Or sleep like their in coma 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: Is it a win or a fail if I dreamt about texting people? 07/03/09 08:24pm
    • en: @SexyHunnyBunny on there it seems like that's all they want yall 2do how's everythin on ya end thou y u up so early or late rather? Lol 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Want to WIN a Kindle, Zune or picture frame? See Shurgard’s http://kl.am/Unit for more info! I pick door A (via @shurgard) 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Should I stay here for two hours and receive a free shot of flu vaccine, or should I go to bed and get some much needed sleep? I wonder... 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: F**k sake why are most of my followers not real people, and have a twitter just to post links to the 'sexy pictures' or stuff 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: RT @davidcushman: I'm always slightly dubious about anyone who has way more followers than updates. Smacks of fame, money or spam 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Stoked. Genius bar appt on Sunday to replace my iPhone 3g's screen to either give to my sister's bf for his bday or sell to my coworker. Yay 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: mya mya nlan uli., or maybe just maybe.... bukaz.? http://plurk.com/p/1667s4 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: I really hope @johnskelton sends some flowers or something to Jeff Goldblum for his joke gone overboard http://johnskelton.blogspot.com/ 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: NGO, or Franchise? It's a question... 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @ThatGreenGent Awgh. Does it cost a lot or something? I'll save up for that shit... =O 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: From now on I am only going to ask rhetorical questions...or am I? 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @Sharontweet don't mention foot or feet you'll get even worse spam. Damn, I've done it now! 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Politically correct term for purse snatcher (or politician)? A wealth redistribution specialist 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @nazroll Sorry, not really getting it. If you'll like to elaborate or blog it, pls send me the link. Or we can meetup at #Urekaweekend later 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @Mistytheblu peanut or regular? 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: ok thats 5 people this week that said i look 18 i dont know whether 2 be thankful or anoyed hmmm lol 07/03/09 09:29am
    • : http://tr.im/qJLq 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Check my twitter front page for updates before you ask where I am, or what I am doing. @ me otherwise! 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: ...I'm sure I'll either have plenty of Edward, or Jack Sparrow, or Johnny Depp in my dreams tonight...gonna see Public Enemies tomorrow... 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @dguido Or is the degree there just to help one get into the interview, based on what HR see's or values in a degree or certification? 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @QueenMichaela did u wake and watch that or have u bin awake all night lol 07/03/09 09:29am
    • it: si hai ragione.. ma allora quel coglione del CAPO che si vantò di aver acquistato il dominio anni or sono, rubandolo ad un nipote 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Dun sit too near hor. Or u'll only see a blur of metal! RT @gary_goh: is finally watching transformers tonight. 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: i wanna listen to @bestbeforeband or @forourhero but i need to download flash or something ! (N) don't wanna do too much to her computer xD 07/03/09 09:29am
    • es: @mr_gurro I don't drink or dance... (Ya ni yo me la creo!) 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @harrisfellman Quoting U: read "Change or Die", you'll learn what change is really about. Is that the Deutschman book or the Dealy one? 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: hurt my thighs at Soak City. Can't walk. Joint or muscle? I can't tell. 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: it's not how much money u have, what u look like or the clothes u wear but the person u truly r inside & how u treat others around you, 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Doesn't get why people buy an iphoney. If you're not buying and iPhone, get an Android or a normal phone. Don't bother with the crap copies. 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @Question210 try goodwill stores!! Or thrift stores! 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: comment new pictures on myspace or i will walk up behind you with a bat and shout "BOOOO!" and cause i have the batt you'll get even more 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: six-pack abs or who would like to drop off pounds after pounds of fat must be satisfied right away. 6. Investiga.. http://u.mavrev.com/gzwz 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @xniquet are you staying for like a year in India? or 10 years? haha 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: wants to play live somewhere but need more practice!! check out my vids on facebook or visit my page on myspace :) 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Stuck under a blanket because of a either a huge fly or bee or some other huuge bug the size of the end of your thumb. 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @margotrobbie happy b-day for yesterday x or 2 days ago... whatever :) 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: my neighbour totoro or spirited away? dunno which one to watch today! 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Roskilde festival started today, wish I was there! either on or in front of the stage :) 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: new song I really like "Daniel Merriweather - Red ".. he is or was doing some gigs with Mark Ronson... 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Legit Online Jobs - Start Making Money Online Today, Even With No Experience Or Qualifications http://cli.gs/SzGdHT -xelizabeth8024 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: hahahaha hope ppl dont think im creepy. 'i think we may or may not be roommates :)....' hahaha 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Yikes! I am being chased by a kitty! Or a pussy. Take your pick. 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Hmm, who do I put as my emergency contact? My brother who has no home atm and is v busy or parents who aren't in the UK?! 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: wth can't i sleep!?!?!?! or stop reading fmylife.com stuff?!?! hahaha going crazy!!!! 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: RT @Han_Banana: RT @demonbaby: This Transformers 2 plot breakdown is hilarious whether or not you've seen the movie : http://is.gd/1lL1p 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: http://tinyurl.com/mvh7s5 - Make $1600 in a week? or $500 to $600 a day? from home? Unemployed or even part timers.. 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: RT @tedmurphy: Just had an awesome idea or an aneurysm. 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: hey can ne1 suggest me ne gud real estate or branding topic so taht i can write sumthing i jst want to pen dwn sumthing bt n topic is there 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @TokiOwie 13rd? so that's pronounced like , thirturd or something xD well, #myninjaclothing & #moonfruit always come first anyway . Laaawl 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: is thinking, do i or dont i? 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @Splackalot They Ain't Got On They Band Pants Or They Gram Pants 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @myteddy16 ohh and nothing really. just a person i know can't decide if she wants to be my friend or not? :/ 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: @trueblud we scare because we don't know it.If we know what's going on we won't scare or have fear from it anymore 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: what should i do or action i take actually? 07/03/09 09:29am
    • en: Taught or taken an English GCSE this year? Which texts did you teach/study? We're developing our English content, so feedback appreciated. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @AudreyAesa oh my how exciting!! Have u everything sorted? That was quick or have u been sneakily planning? 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: I feel a little lonely and want to sleep or eat anyway now.But I think it's better that I go to swim to get my mind and heart to be strong. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @nathanljones Guess who doesn't have a coat or an umbrella, ARGH 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @Bird_Gherl is an English musician and singer-songwriter. he released his first single in October 2006, "Second Minute or Hour" 07/03/09 09:28am
    • nl: @xamylouise TOKIO HOTEL! :D or PARAMORE! xD hahaa :P 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @POPphotography south carolina or furthur... Wait.. Why yall goin to hick town lol 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @TinksSoFly lol. I'm chilling. About to get some rest. We partying tomorrow? Send me your number in a DM or a FB message 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: Men of games... which is the best CoD in single player: Modern Warfare or World At War? 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @michaeleneee goodnight or good morning lol  07/03/09 09:28am
    • ja: 雨が近づいている.今夜は走れなさそうӖ 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @clarkyboy2002 good Jesus , brilliant idea or a barometer of our desparation?? 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: has anybody had any experience with a company called ACN? are they good or bad?? comments please. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: Just had an awesome idea or an aneurysm. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: has anybody had any experience with a company called ACN? are they good or bad?? comments please. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: Does anyone have an example of a company claiming to use cloud computing or virtualization when they don't? 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: has anybody had any experience with a company called ACN? are they good or bad?? comments please. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: lovely cool wet air,no sneezing or red eyes today, might go and get one of those nose things from lloyds,see if that helps 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: has anybody had any experience with a company called ACN? are they good or bad?? comments please. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: http://tinyurl.com/n98bk3 -retired or just plain want some EXTRA monthly INCOME? It doesn't get more effortless. Start the twitmachine! 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: Ahh! Can't sleep! I'm anxious. Plus idk what time for sure we're leaving. @rdizzal or @pcdmelodyt 6am still? Hit me up. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: "Fuck you Catgenie! You don't know shit about cats! Or genies!" 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: at this time of night, theres no need to close the shower door, or bring your clothes to the bathroom. because right now, nobodys awake... 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @arthurvanzyl Hi Arthur. Not sure what you mean by 'secure or not secure'. The system is built to be secure :) 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: "I said if you're thinking of being my baby, it don't matter if you're black or white!" - MJ. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: yea.. hahah medyo pagod :| im hideko or chika (japanese name ) 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @SadeXposed geez. u need a hug or something. u get any lately? 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: Since When Did Being Gay, Lesbian Or Bisexual Become A Fashion Label? It's Like It's, It's Own Genre. Like Jeeze! 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @iandanw Or to show you which incorporate wire copy wholesale. It would be far too depressing though. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: People raving about Firefox 3.5? Are they doing any work or just browsing? Google Gears-incompatible. Now all the hassle of rolling back! 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: And I'm still bored. Think I'm going to watch a movie or something. Don't have anything better to do anyways. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @COMMODITY2REAL nite nite, or morning 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @statsninja @parasputin says it's a function of stress or fatigue sometimes and nothing to worry about. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: Yeah. . I wonder what hell decide to do.. Host his party or got to vellada. Haha. That sux for him.. Nd thats y i dont wana play in church. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: @trueblud We fear because we don’t know or understand the realm of fear. As a result we "the beings" try to stay away from it. 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: OK so having that Friday feeling or is it Monday? How do I copy the new people I am following to you??? 07/03/09 09:28am
    • en: man; iwant my ride or die NIGGA!. real ish, enough talkin` bout ride or die bitch . . .thinkin` bout [him]like fucQ . 07/03/09 08:20am
    • en: might go bed soon or might just watch tv.. 07/03/09 08:19am
    • en: @curiousmike ooh 10% off! Thanks! I'll put in my order in a week or so! 07/03/09 08:19am
    • en: @mattfromseattle well if you wanna unlock or jailbreak, id hold off. 07/03/09 08:19am
    • en: Uhh... @kaelacastelucci WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!? either ypu did ktfo or something happed! Dm me so it alerts my cell!! 07/03/09 08:19am
    • en: Yayy congrats @talia_speaks Be prepared for torment from days 4-10 or so. Its worth it to hold out :P 07/03/09 08:19am
    • en: Just saw a guy buy audio tapes from JB HiFi. I guess he must be starting a museum or something? Or celebrating 30 years of the Walkman. 07/03/09 08:19am
    • en: redsarmyisajoke, a joke a pussy or both? 07/03/09 08:19am
    • en: @Dancegurl91 they never let me wear black shoes in highschool, but i wore black shoes for 2 years without getting caught or punished. 07/03/09 08:19am
    • en: So question for you. Do tou have Friday or Monday off? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @chantello Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @tommcfly or go on 4 OD and watch the inbetweeners. you might start shouting at people waiting for the bus as you drive past them too.. i do 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @jokittyyy hahaha ive been craving starbucks for like 3 days. i tink imma go 2day or definately 2maro 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @nobodyfamous lol, the best thing about LA is you dont gotta grasp ideas...or maybe thats the worst thing. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @comforteagle The Blackbird or the Optimus Prime? :-) 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @FlyAArmy Is that the one with or without the nipple on it? LOL Are the sheets at least clean? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Get 300 followers a day. Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip http://tinyurl.com/lt2mdn 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: thanks to everyone who has checked out or passed on the link for my new etsy shop! (crookedbranches). much appreciated 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: on secondlife..... debating on if im gonna go out tonight or kick it with the mr! 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: #unwrittenrule: if 2 niggas bagged bitches n you da odd man out you gotta get outta there or fall da fuck back. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: can't decide if I want to stay home or not 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @treelight Bull and Castle near Christchurch cathedral - microbrewpub full of local Irish beers that arent Guinness or Smithwicks 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @fredstardagreat lmao check u out,nice peach or pink 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: RT @debbekennedy: "When you are content to be simply yourself, and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you." --Tao Te Ching 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: I don't think I have ever been this nervous or terrified.. not a good feeling at all. :( 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Is it wrong that instead of headphoning Mozart or Beethoven into my wifes belly ... Read More: http://is.gd/1lUsU 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Night to myself with nothing to do. Cant decide if i like it or not. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: hiyaaaa pals. first time on twitter in what feels like ages but really only a day or two-been tweetin from my phone an can't read anythin :( 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @gasema LOL! Becuz I don't like Tween music. :P Beside's aside from like two Coldplay song's I don't listen to or like secular music. Sorry! 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @tristankent When did Dean Winchester qualify as blonde? Or is he just a notable exception? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Contemplating a shower or just a touch up! Probably should shower! Ugh but it is so much work! Lmao I am pathetically lazy at times! ;) 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @johnandrews isn't that from the same album as Not Now John? Or is it Not Now Johnon? heh 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Is it just me, or is it really hard to paint the toenails on the foot of your dominant hand? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Trying to be like @blairblends and making time-lapse things. Except not with video... or even a real camera... 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: pimple or #moonfruit growing ON MY FACE? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @aah1981 well hold it or go in a coke bottle. you women can do those things.. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: To Faulkner or not to Faulkner? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @kyleanthony I'm bored as well...so did @kaiiila talk you into going to virginia to see josh yet or do I have to try also? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @markjholmes The next EATING Meeting for #MobileALTweetUp I think was discussed to be at Hillcrest Guthries. Unkn date or time. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @endofhistory Or you and Trish can drive to visit me. Google says it's only 13 hours. You know. Only. ... 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Lets take a vote! Im mixing a Tango dance lession show....strange....anyway, who thinks I should get up as a volunteer?.....or maybe not.... 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @mariahcarey @realbrettratner The King of Comedy is my fave movie. Can't wait to see if Mimi is victim or victor, Bobby or @sandrabernhard ? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: One thing I hate about Walmart. Their clothes; you're either super big or super skinny. Nothing there for middle people. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: id actually be watching his show but izzy wanted to watch this, or maybe it was simon... izzy? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: working nearly everyday next week, better go fast or i may just neck myself 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @chantello Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: How does #moonfruit taste? Does it go well with sweet tea? You know like peaches or rasberries. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @jonaskevin Okay, so she doesn't kill anybody or beat up old people for fun, but she sure is fun to make mad! :) 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @jacqueena That nigga has damn near 1 million followers.......or maybe thats whut hes tryin to accomplish. LOL! :) 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: .. can girls say "that's what she said", or is that just odd ? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • scocco: score aek 4 olympiakos o 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Setting up a calling & txt plan for US roaming for THE trip. So glad i called about it or my bill would Scream at me when i got home! 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: seriously have all the 'christian' artists lost their creativity and all they can do is put out a worship album, or is it because they sell? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: I'm always disappointed when I get a new follower and it's just spam or something. Boo on that. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @stephenkornblit I don't have a real job, or best friends, or a bf anymore. Might as well. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @benclemons Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @hyperlink it's sad you don't take ur baby's personal beer preferance into consideration. Maybe she would prefer New Belgium or Big Boss 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Ashmita says, no please not. NO words to be given or No words are in fact given. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @catherinebritt is it a privet gig??? or an open gig??? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @gb_Joe Did you get the beck tips fixed or changed? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @derekb82 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Can't pack knifes, guns, or too much mouth wash... Hmmm whatelse. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • es: Lakers Decision - Ron Artest or Trevor Ariza #NBA 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @knitkat the true blood opening, or the wizard of oz opening? 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Listening to Hot Fuss by The Killers. Every time I rediscover this album, I love it more. After this? Probably CKY or NIN. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: #jobs #sittercity Sitter (Portland, OR) http://tinyurl.com/nt23ab 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: drinks await...hello 3 day weekend. is that a corkscrew in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me ;) 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Just left teenfest shit was crazy thanks for all the luv really thanks to all the ladies that came out young or old thanks that was big! ... 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: @noirbettie Hating 2nd person is not irrational, it's perfectly sane. I can deal equally well with 1st or 3rd depending on context. 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: is it me or does lil wayne look like a cricket in the face, wow! genuine is on here with is fresh perm, lol. He still looks the same 07/03/09 12:17am
    • en: Make your choice and then if deciida vai qerer evil or the good life for their ♪ 07/03/09 12:17am